Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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