I wanna bring you to show and tell
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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