we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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