Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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