Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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