we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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