google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
