are you still at the devil's house?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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