Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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