i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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