he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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