: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The maid of honor just puked.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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