You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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