fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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