I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The Olympian is in my bed
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