lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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