where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
