Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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