Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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