i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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