Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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