whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
this beer tastes like vomit already
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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