On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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