We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Green mimosas i think yes
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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