is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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