No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have post one night stand depression
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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