The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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