Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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