Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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