he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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