Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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