How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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