This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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