You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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