Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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