can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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