This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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