Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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