I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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