But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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