just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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