well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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