She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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