You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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