lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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