And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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