Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
