he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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