Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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