btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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