he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
