if you like me you must not know who I am
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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