What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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