so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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