ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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