i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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