I want to stick my p in your. b.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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