Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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